December 2009
8 posts
There isn’t enough vodka in the entire WORLD right now… Please make my mother-in-law leave. Please.
Random Thought
I bet David Letterman is really thankful for Tiger’s whoring ways. He looks downright saintly in comparison, and his name hasn’t been in the news for weeks.
Offended! →
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:
twotoneunderworld:I think I’m offended.
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: If I posted your Christmas card (have the last three on my fridge thankyouverymuch…all insanely beautiful), you would kill me. Christie won’t kill me…she might just yell a little.
I was quite proud of our card this year. ‘Course having gorgeous kids makes it easier. And I don’t...
lateniteriser:
In las Vegas airport waiting for 2nd flight. Exhausted from lack of sleep and annoyed from baby crying near me pretty much most of the last flight. F.Y.I. Don’t travel with a child younger than 2. It makes for an unpleasant time for you, your child, and everyone around you. Just my two cents
Wow, that’s… pretty ignorant. Do you really think people should suspend all...
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:
I keep having dreams that my dog is hurt or dying. I am not sure why but it is really disturbing.
Last night’s dream takes the cake:
I was at work (because I might as well live here) and my assistant screamed at me that my dog was lying out front and looked hurt. Now why he was out front I am not entirely sure but there you go.
Anyway, I ran outside and fell...